You're Stupid, Here's Why

When you use the self-scan to check out of the grocery store, and the voice says; "Please place the item in the bag", that does not mean place the item in the enviro-friendly bags you bought at another store which you have on the ground. Then when you decide that the lady won't shut up about the item and take all the items which you have on the scale and put them in your other enviro-bag on the floor next to it and she says; "Please place the items back in the bag", staring at the machine stupidly and scratching your head only solidifies that you're the dumbest person I've ever seen. Go back to your mountain.