Monday, January 4, 2010

You're Fucking Retarded

Every Monday I get way more questions than usual and they're all stupid. It seems as though people forget how to use the equipment they use every work day of their lives over the weekend. Things are magically unplugged, the power button needs an extra 2 seconds of love, whatever. Either way I'm left pissed off at the fact that you're a fucking dummard.

The Monday after holidays is the king-kong of stupidity. It's not even 10am yet and I've had three really fucking stupid questions and one question that could have been answered if you read the documentation you made me write for you.

People are only human, but I guess that means I hate humans on Mondays.

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